About Me: Saad
I tried to write a serious bio, but my coffee said, “Nope, let’s make it weird”.
Developer by Day, Code Whisperer by Night, Chaos Manager 24/7 Surviving on Coffee, Curiosity, and Just Enough Sanity to Deploy to Production
My name’s Mohamed Saad—been in the tech game for over 20 years, though it feels like 200 with how often I talk to my code like it’s alive (sometimes it answers back, which is concerning). I’m the creator of WordPress plugins that actually work, like One Tap Call Pro and Read Time Machine, and I’m the guy who thinks bugs are just shy features waiting for love and debugging. I run on midnight coffee, questionable logic, and the belief that the undo button is the greatest invention of all time. When I’m not building things that blink or break (sometimes both), I write dark, psychological stories about digital games that eat your soul. I created a whole universe called ZKZKS, where each department of digital work is represented by mysterious pixelated creatures that don’t blink, don’t breathe, and definitely don’t resemble anything from this world (because I said no to one-eyed mascots). I believe every website has a soul, every line of code has a secret, and every client request starts with “Can we make it pop?” and ends with “Also, can it be free?” Basically, I’m a walking contradiction: logical but weird, organized but chaotic, a professional who sometimes screams into the void (a.k.a. functions.php).